by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey
Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Dad threw up on christmas day He puked right on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of daddy dear Now everybody's chris
by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms
George washington was the president But now he's dead (dead) Mackenzie king was prime minister But now he's dead (dead) So don't go into politics You'll end up dead Don't go into politics You
by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey
Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Things Are Looking Bad For Santa When christmas rolls around santa's in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date, it needs mo
by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese
Arrogant Worms, The C'est Cheese Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts I met you in biology in high school You told me after college we'd be wed You were my favorite lab partner Till you ran off with that br
by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey
Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Vincent The Christmas Virus This year at christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain't staying down The lineups at th
by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese
Arrogant Worms, The C'est Cheese Mounted Animal Nature Trail On the mounted animal nature trail, you'll be sure to see All mother nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly They're never hungry an
by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey
Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas In Ignace It's christmas in ignace Mommy's got a rock She'll give it to daddy It's christmas in ignace (it's christmas in ignace) It's christmas in i
by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey
Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmastime It's the festive season There's singing and shopping and joy Santa's talking to children The elves are wrapping toys The season's one of charity
by The Arrogant Worms on album Gift Wrapped: The Best Of the Arrogant Worms
Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make A trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round With gifts and laughter to abound And we let ou
by The Arrogant Worms on album Gift Wrapped: The Best Of the Arrogant Worms
Listen up brothers and sisters come hear my desperate tale i speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like ajail vegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each night this killing o
by Arrogant Worms on album The Arrogant Worms
I bought me an auto an '81 Ford Escort wagon Now the fan it be broke and the tailpipe it be draggin' I feel like a shlemeel, my mechanics fit for hangin' I got to go to Rust Check 'bout the price I'll
by Arrogant Worms on album The Arrogant Worms
Often on the weekend I'll jump in my car I'll not fill up the tank although I'm going far And if somebody asks me: if I'm going to a bar? I'll say I'm shopping 'cross the border in the U.S.A. I do no
by Arrogant Worms on album The Arrogant Worms
George Washington was the president But now he's dead (dead) Mackenzie King was Prime Minister But now he's dead (dead) So don't go into politics You'll end up dead Don't go into politics You'll end
by Arrogant Worms on album The Arrogant Worms
Best things in life are not free But you don't need to have money To get the things that you want to own You just have to get a loan When you buy, small or large Just put it on your credit card You c
by Arrogant Worms on album C'est Cheese
Arrogant Worms Proud to be a Banker Proud to be a banker! I'm proud to be a banker! I'm proud to be a banker! 'Cause I get to play with other people's money! I'm having a lousy day I burned my toast
by Arrogant Worms, The on album Miscellaneous
Arrogant Worms, The Miscellaneous Login To You (another Version) You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You've logged into my soul
by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese
Who's the guy with all the tests? he's Sam, the guy from "quincy"! A white lab jacket, a hypodermic Sam, the guy from "quincy"! He doesn't care if you're alive or dead He'll p
by Arrogant Worms on album Dirt!
Let me tell you a story about Scary Ned Scariest guy to ever wet a bed He had hands on his arms And eyes on his head But they weren't his He'd go down to the market And try to scare the fish He said
by Arrogant Worms on album Torpid
Hey everybody, look at me! No, seriously, look at me. A perfect combo of brains and beauty. Couldn't need you people to notice me. People say I'm self-obsessed. You would be too, if you
by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese
As a little boy i dreamed of playing rock and roll Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold Seven figure income from a six string guitar Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars Then it hap